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Postby red2red » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:36 am

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Irish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Irish, in the weeks that followed, an English
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the Sassenach Morning Herald read:

"English archaeologists, finding traces of 130-year-old copper wire,
have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 30 years earlier than the Irish".

One week later, the Banffshire Courier in Buckie, Scotland, reported
the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Enzie,
Banffshire, Jock Broon, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely f*** all. Jock has therefore concluded that 130 years
ago, Scotland had already gone wireless."

Just makes you proud to be a Scot!
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Re: Advanced High Tech Scots

Postby mr_soft » Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:18 pm

Nice one!
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Re: Advanced High Tech Scots

Postby oldgezzer » Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:18 am

:D :D Cracking Tale. full Scottish humour.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
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